It is possible that I’m a unicorn-witch, who used to wander through the space-time continuum millenniums ago, spreading happiness by sprinkling my self-made Exotic Reusable Sprinkles of Joy (trademarked) among the inhabitants of different planets… a well-known and well-admired entity in all of the multiverse… when a few envious evil forces joined hands to undermine my reputation by challenging me to work my magic on a stubbornly miserable race they had jointly created on a planet called Earth – the Humans, for whom no amount of my self-made Exotic Reusable Sprinkles of Joy (trademarked) could create happiness; and, the trauma of having to live on this planet for centuries by adopting a human form, and having repeatedly failed in my task has made me delusional that I’m a human; while the envious evil forces had hidden my stash of self-made Exotic Reusable Sprinkles of Joy (trademarked) in a distant black hole, which sends beacons of gravitational waves biannually.

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